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beatonna: This article has awesome awesome pics of old time ladies playing (and posing) sports!
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animalstalkinginallcaps: YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’ EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME. YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK? ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.
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animalstalkinginallcaps: I WILL DESTROY YOU, DAN. YOU HEAR ME? YOU LISTENING? I WILL CRUSH YOUR WORLD. I WILL RAIN DOWN FIRE UPON YOU. BECAUSE I PUT “LEVEL SIX DONGMASTER” AS YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS WHEN YOU LEFT YOURSELF LOGGED IN LAST WEEK? SCORCHED EARTH, DAN. DUST AND ASHES.
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I’ve been trying to find a nail polish in this color!
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Getting a drunk dial when I’ve decided to go to bed early

whatshouldwecallme:

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Tumbleverse
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